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Not a terrorist [userpic]

Call me a prude but I don't think telling a prospective employer that you get high is the best way to make a positive first impression.Read more...Collapse )

mix_hyenataur [userpic]




"Up for sale is a used coffin. It is in very good condition with no dents. There is some surface rust and it will need new hinges. There is no interior as well. Cash only, no trades. Will not hold for anyone. The first person to come with cash gets it. The uses for this are unlimited such as, put in the back of your pick up and drive it around, make a dining room table, phone booth, neat motorcycle trailer and the list goes on…."

Maybe he should sell it to Detroit: http://money.cnn.com/2009/10/01/news/economy/_morgue/index.htm

Oh wait... they can't afford $300.

Sebastian [userpic]

Anyone read the R & R section of your craigslist? omfg, can we say stupidity? every one of them are arguing ALL day on who is the biggest loser, who has the bigger dick, who is gay and who is a virgin, amongst other "jewels" of stupidity. Its full LoLz abound in R & R section. Its just too halarious!

Some "jewels" of stupidity from my city's CL R & R:

BIG MOUTHED REDNECK BULLY CONSERVATIVE WHITE ANGLO CURSES TORONTO (..big mouth = WOP)

I kissed a boy and I liked it (hope my gf don't mind it)

Oh and there has been a 2yr battle of "witts" between 2 or 3 users:

A lady (i assume but who knows) and a couple guys who pretend to be "the whole forum" apparently...

Today it started harmlessly, as the lady simply posted an answer to someone's question about DVD burning..

Actually I think it started here

Then it all crashed and burned for her and she got replies and posts that probably filled her inbox for days LOL

Here
Here
Here
Here
annnnddd these ripe ones:
HERE
Here

She comes back with replies such as:

Here
Here
Here
Here


I don't know who'd "side" to be on, sometimes she acts like an idiot in that place but most of that place is retarded anyhow with racist mofo's who have napoleon complexes (IQ wise). Sometimes she actually posts good shit and gets ragged on for no reason other than some idiot doesn't like her. I guess I think they're all fucking crazy idiots who need to take the anal beads out, they've obviously been in too long LOL.

That whole forum is full of BS and LULz 24 freaking 7 LoL.


I'm off to troll some other R & R's to see where the stupidity is the most funny...

Current Mood: amusedamused
Rob Vincent [userpic]

I'm leaving the links in, because I sincerely hope these two find each other again.

BM Seeking BW - I Met You at a Jefferson Starship Show in 1996 - 48 (New York, N.Y.)
Reply to:pers-fz3s4-1202641420@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-02, 11:15PM EDT


BM Seeking BW - I Met You at a Jefferson Starship Show in Lower Manhattan in 1996.

That says it all. We were the only two African Americans there.

If you are that person, then please reply via the craigslist link above. Note: I am going to ask what we did next (no, we didn't sleep together). So if you are a fake, I'll figure it out and block/delete you.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/1202641420.html


For those unfamiliar:

Current Mood: amusedamused
pushmearound [userpic]

I WANT THIS - $1 (here, there, anywhere)
Reply to:blahblahblah
Date: 2009-06-02, 8:22PM EDT


I want a patio table!!!! Just the table!!! I do not have the cash to buy a new one.....I would like to have a swing,, so please,,,,,if you have these 2 items,,,,,would you please call me 859-555-5555 or e-mail me... Thank you and God Bless ,,,,,,,,even more so if you have these items


This brings up a whole lot of questions for me. Is she saying that she hopes God blesses me LESS if I don't have these items? Is she implying that God cares about the status of my patio situation and/or if I have swing to give someone? Is it like a chain letter? If I give her a patio table do I no longer have to forward something on to a bunch of people? And if I were to give her my rusted out patio table that I picked up off my neighbors curb, would I be slightly more blessed than if I didn't do anything but significantly less blessed than if it were shiny and refinished?

I feel I should go pray about this. brb.

morejellytoast [userpic]

I thought this was pretty funny:

Shelter Cats Say: "We LUVS Hoomanz; Can we haz a Home???" (Forestville, MD)

These are Shelter cats, not LOL cats, but they will pretend to have bad grammar and spelling in order to get your attention!

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/pet/1195272530.html

Current Location: The Chesapeake Bay
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Big Business
Phantom [userpic]

seattle.craigslist.org/est/art/1188938492.html

who WOULDN'T want this?
you know you do.

-snort-
also.. i wish i could paint with chalk AND pastels. :c
 

mix_hyenataur [userpic]

While I respect traditional Natives, as well as understanding traditional illiteracy amoung them, this just made me go wtf:

"re dump white man (native indian):

you make me madd me no drive big truck me live in trailer dumb ass no i give me nothing you make funie of me i have miy own compertor me work at kmairt you know nothingg about indians all whites have dezizes white woman like maney men just go home"

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/rnr/1166443069.html

pushmearound [userpic]

What would you trade for a MONSTER TRUCK pencil?! (Lexington)
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Date: 2009-04-23, 3:46PM EDT


I'm looking to trade this novelty MONSTER TRUCK PENCIL for anything you might want to trade it for... unique, intriguing, an object or a service! The pencil features such unforgettable phrases such as "Slow Down", "Whoa!", "No Passing" and "Crush Em".... what is a life worth living without this fabulous pencil!!!

Let me know as sson as possible, what YOU would be willing to trade for it!

* Location: Lexington
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

pushmearound [userpic]

I NEED FOR MY KIDS (800 locations across central ky, edited out)

Date: 2009-04-22, 11:30PM EDT


I AM LOOKING FOR 3 CHESTS OF DWORS ( I THINK IM GETTING IT RIGHT ITS THE TALL ONES ) TO PUT MY KIDS CLOTHES IN. I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE THE ONES WITH AT LEAST 5 DWORS BUT ANY WILL DO. I CAN PAY A SMALL AMOUNT MAYBE $5.00 OR $10.00. YOU CAN CONTACT ME @

THANK YOU
wow I'm just beyond words. I've seen Chester Drawers plenty of times but this one is new to me!

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