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what you do do is you steal [userpic]

I hate showers! - 33 (bathroom-I hope)

Help me please. I know I have bad habbits I need to improve, and I need someone to encourage me to do it. I hate showering and taking baths. This is starting to concern my family. I'd like someone to help me with getting cleaned up at least twice a week. I'd like someone that is willing to be hands on and help me with shaving/trimming areas that are hard to see and reach like my bottom, that helps control odors for me, and my hair because I have trouble rinsing. I need someone that can be patient and understand that I have a disability, but am for the most part pretty high functioning. I had a car accident a few years ago and hurt my head, but you couldn't tell from looking at me except for my eye. My eye kinda turns to the side now. I can wear my patch if that bothers you. I am on disability, so I'm home most of the time and can be flexible with when you can come over. I'd like this to be a regualr thing. I can cook still, so I can feed you when you come over. You need to be ok with my dogs, I have 5 yorkiepoos and they are my babies. If you want to make whoopie with me, that's ok and I'd like that too. I just ask that you do it before the bath because I'm not likely to clean up until the next time you come over and that smells pretty bad after a few days. I do really want to have a boyfriend and I hope that can be you. I'd like you to be single please. I can send a photo if you sent a photo. I'm not concerned with outside beauty, but I would like to know what you look like when I'm on phone with you. Thank you for your consideration and I look forward to hearing from you.



Ugh, gross. I can't tell if the person is trolling or mentally challenged.