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best of craigslist > philadelphia > BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m

Date: 2010-05-23, 5:13PM EDT

I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.

-access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-general intensity
-cool moves
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
-bachelor's in something or equivalent experience
-not a narc

Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY.

P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.

"They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it"

Current Mood: blankblank

If only he admitted to being just a little gay, he could do Weird Al's version.

This is the gayest thing ever. Just so gay. So very gay.

I think I would pay money to watch this.

I agree. It would be like Gladiator II; Bro vs bro in the Beat It J O

Hold on... is JO-ing short for uh... jacking off?
Because two guys tied to each other by the wrist as they dance around to mJ in bedazzled leather jackets while jacking off is the most hetero activity I know.


I am pretty sure JO means jacking off. But I am very confused by this sentence "If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M" Please explain these abbreviations to me because all I can think is butt fuck you in the mouth which in that case he really isn't making his case of not being gay. Oh and I highly doubt he's had hot girls as recently as now, he's icky looking... and gay.