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February 2011
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Flagstaff/Prescott

2 gems I ran across this morning in my local CL:

"Need a friend between the ages of 18-30 to throw ninja stars with in my garage. (no throwing knives please) must supply own ninja stars. Also maybe play some dungeons and dragons with afterwards. Can do anytime except for Wednesdays because I have to train for the national yo-yo contest.

more:
http://prescott.craigslist.org/stp/1802442686.html



"(I always get nervous with sharp objects around my taint.) Oh and yo, don't worry about stink! I shower at least like twice a day with axe shower gel and coat my undercarriage with shit loads of axe spray. No stinky nuts! My junk smells fierce!"

more:
http://flagstaff.craigslist.org/lbg/1809863406.html

Comments

I'm like a battleship, covered in guns! Boom!

This made me lol for reals. I didn't know people like that existed in AZ.

The whole thing just made me laugh so hard I almost started crying.
And the fact that it was listed in 'MANual labor gigs' cracked me up.
I almost want to email this guy.

I need a throwing star buddy.

who doesn't?!

"Can do anytime except for Wednesdays because I have to train for the national yo-yo contest."


LOL wat? LOL...This dude is awesome.